So I’m pretty sure no one is ever gonna read this… Back in 2012 I started playing league of legends. My friend really wanted me to so I could play with her friends. So I began playing and I really enjoyed it… After new years I started talking to this guy let’s call him jack… So jack was one of the guys who was friends with the group my friend liked to play with. We kept talking and hanging out and playing games but for the most part I didn’t really talk to him. I joined a skype call one day and they were all talking about ladies and being single jack said something that really stood out to me “I don’t really care about that I just want someone to cuddle”.. I gave him some advice, I told him to just grow a pair and ask someone. What’s the worst they can say? So the next few days were okay, we kept playing with everyone just fine. One afternoon tho jack was acting weird and playing like shit. We lost the game and as soon as we lost I get a message on Skype asking if I wanted to go on a date with him.. And then quickly saying sorry and if I didn’t it was okay. I laughed and typed back yes…. We dated for 3months from the two weeks after valentine’s day to june when he flew over from England to meet me.. And purpose. Now I’m not really one to get caught up in dreaming.. I was OK with who I was and for me that ment being alone.. I didn’t think someone might like me enough to want to keep me around. But when I said I would marry him and when he proved to me he was serious.. He proved his dreams and before I knew it they were my dreams too. My pretty sucky life living in a trailer became having a home and making a family and doing something productive with my life… And making all our dreams come true. This went on like a dream most everyone said that it was a fairy tale I always knew somewhere something would go wrong but wrong things had happened before we had always fixed it his resolve his dreams he always proved that we were worth it… I believed with him I finally knew that I didn’t have anything to worry about this wouldnt go away I was safe I had a home and someone who loved me… Untill about 4 days ago… I got in a fight with my mom, and he had been dealing with a lot of stress as of late something just flipped… He started saying things that didn’t sound like him at all saying that I was just using him as an escape that he didn’t feel like he was even my boyfriend that he had felt like this for a while… He had just been over 4 weeks prior… And those 4 weeks had been perfect… “I don’t know what I want anymore I’m only 22, I can’t do this, you didn’t do anything” I’m gonna be 20 in 2 months I never wanted to be the stupid girl who let her self fall in love and get her heart crushed. I didn’t want to be like the friends I watched when I grew up always in and out of relationships before they were even 18. I didn’t want to be that girl. But he made me believe him… His innocent dream his wish for a life and a family… He infected me I changed my whole way of life how I see things how I react.. How I talk.. And now I’ve lost it all. I didn’t do anything as far as I know. But i have no home I have no future, at least not the future I was dreaming about… I Lost the man that really was the one for me. I lost my best friend. And i was stupid enough to give away my heart. Right now I’m waiting for him to make up his mind… If he still wants to be with me… The synical person I thought left me, she’s come back. I never had wanted to be this again but I’ve made a choice. I made this choice a year ago he would be the man I will love the rest of my life. Even if he dosent want me anymore even if he finds a new girl… Ill still love him. He will be my last. I’ll go back to my way of life before him. My packet to be alone. To work on something away from most people. Because at least a career can’t come back and say they don’t want you anymore. He was the man I loved the only man I ever wanted to have kids with. I know my heart will “heal” and things will get “better” but I know.. I know for a fact no one will ever compare to Jack. No one ever did.
Have Fun, Shippers!
An Absence of involvement in the entire troll romance system. Only applies to non-non trolls.
Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.
When the main troll in a spriteship is forced out of it by the friend group that they themselves have founded.
When one is in a Spriteship, they surround themselves with multiple Matesprite candidates, but does not reproduce with anyone. What a tease.
When a group is gathered around the spectacle of a particularly ravenous Auspisticism.
A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.
Alpha Duostorgiation F/A/F/A/A/F
One of the two Duostorgiation final results. In this result, the relationship of the monitors becomes more flushed as the relationship of the second couple becomes more violent.
Similar to a Storgiation, except instead of a relationship growing under pressure, the relationship will grow when love is encouraged in others. The success of the Duostorgiating trolls is directly affected by how successful the relationship that they encourage turns out to be.
Beta Duostorgiation F/A/A/F/A/F
In the second Duostorgiation, the relationship of the monitoring couple becomes more flushed as the second couple’s relationship becomes more flushed.
Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.
The opposite of a Scalemateship. This is when the monitor of an Auspisticism begins to have flushed feelings for both of the other trolls involved. These two trolls must decide how to respond to their monitor’s redrom persuasion.
A very rare time when an Auspistice finds both of their monitored enemies flushed for them. The Monitor must now choose which of their courtiers they will continue on with and which one they will kill. If they do not kill either of the violent lovers, the two may develop an Infinism.
When the members of two separate Auspisticisms become violent with each other, a third Auspisticism must step in to be the monitor. The monitor of the monitoring Auspisticism is usually put under intense pressure. Nicknamed ‘The Inception’
A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.
Surrounding trolls are naturally drawn to this central troll.
When an Auspistice becomes unreliable, an additional Auspistice may become involved in order to monitor the original Auspistice. This is usually done to avoid the development of Infinisms or Scalemateships.
Where a Kismesissitude constantly vicilliates between stability and requirement of an Auspistice
A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.
When a troll causes ambient conflicts in all surrounding trolls.
A counter clovership is the opposite of a clovership. It is a group of four trolls who, while usually very friendly or indifferent, will become extremely vicious and violent when the full Counter Clovership comes together. While the members of a Clovership must be kept together, the members of a Counter Clovership must be kept apart at all costs.
Where a troll can only seem to have romantic feelings for other trolls of a similar caste.
A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.
Where four trolls are compelled by fate to become an Infimositude.
An Infinimositude is an extremely rare and very volatile series of events. The two hateful enemies that make up an Infinism will find themselves monitored by the members of a completely different Infinimositude. The result is something not that different from a clovership. Two pairs of trolls who hate the other troll in their pair have to keep the members of the other pair from killing each other. This results in either a brutal bloodbath or a mysterious harmony.
The Absense of any romantic persuasion in a troll. Can be romantically occurring or the result of a Counter Philiasma.
A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.
When a troll is hypnotised or contractually forced into a relationship.
Many trolls that are part of a Kissmelegiance are actually part of a Descellegiance. This is when, due to the placebo effect, two trolls will become Kismesissitude because they believe that they are a Kissmelegiance. Unlike a Kissmelegiance which can be long and drawn out, these are short and violent, but they are also stoppable. When these two trolls are convinced that they are in a Descellegiance, they will be able to end their Kismesissitude. However, it is often hard to tell the difference between a potent Kissmelegiance and a light Descellegiance.
A troll who is attracted to fictional characters, and can only fulfil sexual desires through fictional literature. This is a quadrant that is prominent in cherubs.
A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.
A relationship where a troll is the Matesprite or Kismesiss of another troll, without the second troll’s knowledge.
Double Agency Caliginous/Pale/Pale/Caliginous
A Double Agency is when two trolls, who have flushed feelings for one another, both pretend to have black feelings. This tends to happen when the personalities clash, usually competitive trolls. Usually, both trolls will suspect that the other actually has flushed feelings for them but neither is willing to reveal themselves in case their suspicions are wrong.
A relationship that begins with powerful love but slowly dulls to hate over time.
The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship.
N-way Moirallegiance P/C/P/C/P
A Moirallegiance with an unprecedented number of trolls. Usually ends with one or many Kismesissitudes.
An Insurgence is a group of four Moiralls that each feel a powerful romantic and protective love for one another that is harmonious and will not end with bloodshed between the Insurgents. However, they are all destined never to have sex or any form of troll reproduction.
Two sets of Moiralls clash and require a monitor to keep them safe. There I sthe possibility that these two sets of Moiralls are themselves Moiralls. While trolls A and B are Moiralls, and trolls C and D are moiralls, Moirallegiances AB and CD also become moiralls.
A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.
If someone is a stabbance, they are a troll that has a fate-given gift of destroying the relationships of others.
A Constituency is when one troll in a pair believes that they are the Moirall of another troll, but the second troll does not think that this is a Moirallegiance.
A barrier by fate or destiny that completely blocks two trolls from having a relationship.
A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance.
A relationship that can only remain stable when it takes place online. This can function through pesterlogs or trollian.
An Envelopment is when a troll intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they have powerful red or black feelings for, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing Matesprite or Kismesiss.
A Masquerade is when two trolls can only have a stable relationship through roleplay.
A Philiasma is when, due to outside intervention, a Kissmelegiance or Erosissitude is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it becomes unbreakable. The status of this love becomes unconditional and cannot do anything but grow stronger.
A scenario in which a trolls A and B are in a Kismesissitude, C and D are in a Matespriteship. Both of these relationships are destroyed, sometimes by a Stabbance. A will pair with C or D and B will pair with the troll that A does not pair with.
Counter Philiasma Flushed/Pale/Flushed
This is a situation that is just as rare, if not more rare than an Infimositude, because when one person in a Philiasma dies, the other usually commits suicide immediately. However, when the living troll does not kill themselves, they will always withdraw from the troll romance system entirely and have feelings only of depression and apathy until they die.
When troll A is flushed for troll B, but troll B is black for troll A and flushed for troll C. Troll C Is black for troll B and flushed for troll D. Troll D is black for troll C and flushed for troll E. There is a possibility of the Laytherithm linking into a circle, where Troll E would be flushed for troll A but troll A would be black for troll E, or they can end on their own.
WE DIDN’T NEED TO GO DEEPER.
No. Why. WHY?
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS
I was wearing this outfit today to a grocery store when I made a baby smile. I was wearing this outfit today when I threw my head back and laughed, when I sang in the car with my family, when I filled it with yummy food to keep it healthy.
I was wearing this outfit today to a grocery store when I overheard a woman telling her young daughter who was pointing and laughing that I would get what’s coming to me. I was wearing this outfit today when a woman told a man that it was the wrong kind of attention and that I was asking for someone to get me. I was wearing this outfit today when the same man stared at my body longingly and then agreed with the woman that I was asking for an attack.
I was not wearing this outfit when I was raped. I was wearing a size XXL hoodie and a pair of my mom’s sweatpants, much to the shock of the friend I told after, who asked what she’d been taught to ask: “What were you wearing?”. I feel so terrible for the little girl whose mother was teaching her at the grocery store that she deserved to be assaulted if she dressed comfortably for the weather, which was climbing above 80 degrees, or for an injury, which called for a brace and a boot that doesn’t allow room for long pants, or for her body, because it’s hers and she can put on it what she damn well pleases. I feel terrible for the man who will look me up and down as though I was a 5 for $20 steak deal he might purchase and will immediately after speak to a presumable stranger about the violent fate I deserved. I feel terrible for the woman with fabulous hair who feels she can express herself but refuses to let me do the same.
Summer is coming up. It’s hot outside. I have an injured ankle, and a tight boot and brace to wear on one leg. I will not dress uncomfortably to protect complete strangers who are so offended by an expanse of skin that they console themselves by predicting my next rape.
Stop perpetuating slut-shaming and thus perpetuating a culture of excused rape. Stop perpetuating slut-shaming and thus perpetuating a culture of insecurity, inherent shame, and body image distortion which can cause an innumerable amount of incredibly dark issues nearly impossible to overcome.
My body is mine, and I love it. It is the house I live in, with which I will someday create a family, with which I run and dance and hold the strong lungs I use to sing. I refuse to be ashamed of it for any reason, especially the reason being that this culture which glorifies sex and punishes those who have it, which encourages being sexy and then preaches that sexy girls ask for attack, has taught its people that my stomach is a sin.
Please think twice this summer before you choose to say anything at all to or about anyone who wears something they choose to wear. Please think twice before you say that a girl deserves to be raped for wearing shorts. Please try and catch yourself when you think things like that. Please be courteous and gentle and loving, and spend your effort tackling real problems. My stomach and legs are not a real problem.
This. Spread this like wild fire.
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students.
Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst
Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.
i can’t believe those weren’t puns
Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.
Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying
PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME
BEST POST ON TUMBLR.
Operation with a surgeon…
On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.
Senior prank. Every cup is filled with water.
wow, those are some nice diags. major props.
These cups are in perfect lines.
…must have been the band kids
This is too clever not to reblog
HOW DID THEY DO THIS AND GET BACK WITHOUT KNOCKING THEM OVER
It was band kids
Definitely band kids.
band kids are capable of scary things
they used the lines on the tiles and fallowed that pattern over and over…its not that hard.
no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE
I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.
no her name means never give up
NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!
IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.
Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she
I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE
i just laughed so hard at this